Championship Football Reviews
Birmingham v Bolton…hmph…Liverpool v Hull…pfft…Sunderland v Wolves…meh. I’m sorry, I just can’t get overly excited by this weekend’s polished and privileged Premiership action. I need something more raw, more innocent, more gonzo. I need…I need…Blackpool! And Peterborough! Yes! I need Scunthorpe and Doncaster and…and…Plymouth and Nottingham Forest!
Ok, before I break out into song, let’s set this down on paper, I’m talking about the Championship. No players on 100k a week, no European distractions, no autobiographies written by 21 year olds, no Didier Drogba, no Craig Bellamy, no Ashley Cole, no El-Hadji Diouf…just Joey Barton then.
The second tier of English football is one of the richest and most watched in Europe. The playoff final at Wembley may be the richest game in world sport and the division is bursting with quality, young, English talent. And Sola Ameobi. And Michael Chopra. And Neil Warnock. And Ian Holloway. See why I’m galvanised by all this?
West Brom v Crystal Palace
The Baggies are coming off a 5-0 mauling of Middlesbrough and find themselves in their accustomed position when they vacation at this level; top after 8 games, leading scorers and only held by fellow promotion hankerers Newcastle and Sheffield Utd. Roberto Di Matteo’s team have notched 26 goals in their 11 games this season, only shut out by Arsenal in the Carling Cup during the week, and have seen 11 different players hit the back of the net.
More was expected of their upcoming opponents Crystal Palace. Neil Warnock’s side have some of the most promising young players outside the top flight – Victor Moses and Sean Scannell in particular – in addition to a core group of players well accomplished at this level. The Eagles have been terribly inconsistent; victories over Ipswich and Derby have been tempered by deflating reversals, most notably 4-0 at home to Scunthorpe.
Surely West Brom have too much, flair, firepower and momentum to be unseated by the Londoners. Palace will surprise a few top teams this season but not on Saturday. 2-0 to West Brom.
QPR v Barnsley
Most of the attention will be on disgraced former F1 mogul Flavio Briatore, the QPR Chairman currently under review by the Football League. On the field, Rangers, at home, will be favourites having not lost in 9 straight home league games and have a 19-game unbeaten record against Barnsley at Loftus Road.
Barnsley have resurrected their season after appointing Mark Robins and knocked Burnley out of the Carling Cup in their most recent fixture. Robins was quick to snap up 3 new defenders in the last week, including Slovenian International Suad Filekovic but their immediate concerns may lay at the other end of the field; just 6 goals in 8 games, including 5 goalless outings, while QPR have one of the meanest defences in the division with just 5 goals conceded in 7 games.
Jim Magilton’s side should record their first home win this weekend. The Tykes are a tougher proposition than they were a couple of weeks ago but QPR have more in the attacking third and should be able to make possession pay. 1-0 QPR.
Ipswich v Newcastle
Two former Premiership teams and preseason promotion contenders collide at Portman road. Chris Hughton has lead the Magpies to 2nd in the table and has stabilised a club that appeared to be in disarray over the summer; 5 clean sheets and the league’s best defensive record have helped restore confidence to a group that, lest we forget, are stamped with Premiership experience and quality.
Ipswich, on the other hand, are close to dipping into disorder; another defeat would ensure their worst ever start to a Football League season. The Tractor boys have still yet to win this year, have conceded 20 goals in their 10 games in all competitions and trail Newcastle, and therefore an automatic promotion place, by 15 points already.
Both teams were formerly, famously, managed by Sir Bobby Robson, indeed he was the Geordie manager the last time these two teams met; a 2-2 draw in the Premiership 7 years ago. Another draw wouldn’t be ideal for either side but could be the most likely outcome on Saturday. 1-1 at Portman Road.
Nota Bene. If you do still crave some Premiership picks, then here you go: Wins for Sunderland, Chelsea, Spurs, Man Utd, Everton and Liverpool, draws at St. Andrews, Craven Cottage and Ewood Park.
And England to lose the Cricket.